somebody58

More About Me

Hello, I like to see that you’re bored with this unknown dating site and still you keep looking for the one. Yes everybody must be matched with “the right person for them”. Yet there are so many choices. I hope my words count.

Winter is coming. to me that means bowling, shooting some pool, darts. Monopoly 21, Checkers and Chess. Snow shoveling.

I am here to find one good, sincere, funny, intelligent, kind, ambitious, humble, beautiful, partial dentures even, woman!

Have you watched “that no hope at all for these couples” 90 day Fiancé show?

Don't be as needy as Jenny. She knows “beauty is skin deep”. I’m being very kind. Her short koala face New Delhi love interest. He is not Mr.Self-Assured. A weak married man residing with his parents since his wife was prearranged. Love hurts Jenny. But honestly he is not worthy of you! Wipe those tears Jenny!

Sweet lord, they’re huge. But you are small on personality Chantel. Her whole family is!

Oh No. the Scarecrow missing a brain. In love with Russian beauty and wallet thief on skype. Five years chatting?“40 Grand Heidi, the price of you, brand new”.

Caesar, great name mom? Is waiting for his Russian Bride to arrive in Cancun.

Caesar? Was flying to Moscow, to meet her, out of the question?

I like watching Comedians in Cars getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld..
A Model T Ford Jerry? “Crank motor to start, slow moving, Rusty with old-fashioned values. Genuine and Original. This car is you!”

A smooth drive here Jerry and why is the radio missing? Another victim at a yard sale Jerry?
It just so happens, she was the steamy window scene in Titanic. Did you meet your wife, on a free dating site Jerry? No I paid the 30 dollars a month. zoosk Jerry? match.com Silver Seniors? Help me Jerry?

Who was the Architect who designed my home? Mr.Brady the three bedrooms and two bathrooms are allupstairs! Four long-term, common law relationships. their kids from ages 2 to 29 at home. I was never in Utah!

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More About My Match

One thing is sure, we will just cuddle and kiss...till you are ready!
I will love to wake up to her every morning for the next 20 years. I do have two spare bedrooms..a snorer. Sleep apnea.
Her cheerful personality, her wit and humour. I sleep with two pillows between my legs. My knees can’t be rubbing together or my ankles. You too?

I love Equality, Honesty, Similarity, Trust, Sensuality, making Love.
Honest communication and it feels like the first time, like it never did before. I will wait for the falling in love first.

Mass shootings! Ohh good Trump has words of the deepest sorrow to the families of El Paso,Texas. NOT. He has his nose so far up the NRAs Ass to support him again in 2020. Sorry folks. It’s Armageddon if he gets re-elected!

But wait who is that old thin grey-haired man wearing glasses. Pink Floyd, Pigs playing at Bernie Sanders Campaign.
“Hey You White House, Ha Ha Charade you are. You House Proud Town Mouse, Ha Ha Charade you are”.

Barrack Obama has more Integrity, Compassion, and Intelligence in his baby finger than Trump has in his entire body..a trophy wife kept quiet with $25,000 a week. Hello 5th Avenue. First Lady Michelle Obama is shopping for her Daughters School Supplies!
sorry about your buddy Jeffrey Epstein..Janies got a gun, Mr.Trump!

I made three trips to Western Union last week Jerry. “A Filipina Girl?” A total of 193.50 with service charges Jerry.,”not even a kiss Ricky?”lol. As soon as I buy her a passport.

I record rent checks, follow emails, Calling Contractors, bank deposits, leasing units then vacuuming. A bottle of windex, paper towels for the 24 glass doors. Mopping lobby floors? A one man show!
Pam, yur boy is a walking Nick Nolte, Pop Cans, Tim Horton cups, chip bags, this was his Mr.Freezee isn’t it!..64 townhouses. Now take a plastic bag from me please? Hello lady boss in Toronto, ”just do your job Richard!”

“Birmingham Jail Lord, Birmingham Jail..all by myself Lord, with mop and pail”