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More About Me
I can't abide fakes and ignorant people so be warned! I do not suffer fools gladly.
Is it okay to be deliberately mysterious or maybe just a little vague in this section and ask whoever is looking at me to get in touch, say hello and ask! You know, the old fashioned way. I'm kinda tall and kinda ruggedly handsome (perhaps a kind way of saying ugly) Honest and genuine, you can count on me to tell the truth. I'm trying to keep reasonably fit and enjoy walking and driving, it would be nice to combine the two activities with someone, somewhere nice. I can be sarcastic with a huge dollop of humour and I like swearing, that's me being honest! Say hello, ask your questions and let's start a conversation ...
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Any age shape size colour religion or belief welcome, I do not place narrow-minded criteria and it infuriates me when others do, so my advice is ...don't and maybe you'll learn something new! One day I might find a dating site online that actually delivers what they say when you subscribe to their community but like I said in my headline ...I don't believe in miracles, but I will keep trying! I am open to any offers which include friendship, online or real meets or casual encounters right up to something more lasting and meaningful, how can you predict anything? you can't, it's up to you, come and say hello ...
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Criteria, criteria, you silly old bats can stick your criteria where the sun don't shine!
What exactly is your problem lady? come and tell big daddy :-0
Woman, take me in your arms
Let your lovin' flow
C'mon, stop walking round in disguise
I'm a different person