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More About Me
Thank you for checking out my profile. Feel free to say hello but please note I am only here for entertainment and not seeking a relationship.
Some of the information about me in the My Details section is not true. I'll let you figure out which.
More About My Match
Weird question. You really want me to tell more about my match? Okay ... well... My match is a good long size, quite stiff, with a nice rounded tip that ejects into a hot burst if suitably rubbed against a surface with just the right amount of friction. It's been known to ignite quite a few fires. It's a MATCH. That's what matches do. ... Isn't it?