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More About Me
Why not have a breath of fresh air, and embark on a new adventure with a caring, reliable, trustworthy partner? I’m a good listener and hope you are too. I like cycling, running and walking in the countryside. I’m not particularly fond of noisy pubs nowadays; I seldom drink alcohol. I prefer to be active rather than lie on the beach for ages. I like to exercise my brain as well as my body; I relish interesting, stimulating conversations and would prefer to watch a mind-blowing movie based on real-life events rather than a crappy comedy with overbearing canned laughter (as for comedy, I liked Freehold starring Javier Botet, for example) or a shaky camera movie with crazy car chases. In short, I like to avoid bullshit.
Anyway, as for the adventure, you can bring your animals too; no, I was not alluding to your children, but they are most welcome too. Together, I’ll be so much more fun, as well as easier to ride out storms or overcome stressful situations and, as you know, it’s always nicer to share happy moments together.
‘Tis no pirate ship: I’m not going to ask you for money. The only treasure I want is your pleasant company and your lovely smile. Nor a slave ship, so no shackles unless you are into S&M or snatch my card to shop at M&S: I’m not going to try to control or pressure you to change any aspect of your lifestyle, nor would I expect you to do the cooking and cleaning alone and without gratitude. Indeed, you can be co-captain, co-chief engineer, co-navigator etc in this partnership. This ship is berthed in Wigan Pier’s pristine waters, infamous to you locals for its beautiful beach; the only Orwellian catch being ¬– although real, the ship’s a metaphor here. Anyway, who needs a £10,000,000 yacht to enjoy life? I might be able to furlough fund an inflatable life-boat to rescue us from boredom or loneliness and have a great long adventure together avec l’amour toujours? OK, perhaps that phrase is too strong, but it sounds good, oui?
More About My Match
My ideal partner is a woman who is not lost at sea by my metaphoric prose above, and neither a fat-cat fisher nor a fat cat-fisher. She is well-read, open minded, curious, intellectual, romantic but realistic, and can have a good laugh, and seeks a partner with similar qualities. She appreciates education and is likely to be or have been a professional, such as a writer, teacher/lecturer, nurse/medic, lawyer, business executive, architect…... On the other hand, she may have simply devoted most of her life unselfishly caring for others and being a full-time mum. She is likely to be multilingual and multi-cultural. I don’t mind whatever religion she may follow, because I enjoy talking intellectually about religions. I would like to date a vegetarian or health-conscious eater. It would be nice if she’s interested in keeping fit by activities such as cycling, running, the gym or at least country walks. However, I would not reject someone just because they are physically disabled or suffers from a debilitating disease.
I like slim, average built and curvaceous women. Let’s just say I’m not turned on by bulging abdomens with folds of fat visible even under multiple layers of clothing or by a massive mass of fat that pendulates under the humurus at every arm movement. I am only 5ft 6 and I would have no qualms with a slim partner taller than me. Of course, I also like petite women, if not rotund. I find women of all ethnicities and nationalities attractive. I do find naturally blond hair and blue or green eyes very attractive, but I also think that dark brown skin looks much nicer than white pale skin. I think most oriental women have cute/sexy faces and their skin tone is always lovely, light or dark. Imperatives are a nice personality and a nice smile. If you want a handsome knight in shining armour, a Mr Perfect to sweep you off your feet or a comedian who will make you wet yourself laughing every day, then goodbye and good luck.