Daily Chuckle ...
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Sun Dec 2, 2018 9:09 AM CST
ha ha ha i have peed myself laughingSun Dec 2, 2018 9:13 AM CST
There was a magician on the Titanic. But everywhere he goes he carries a parrot around. It's an anoying parrot, cuz after every trick the parrot shouts: In his sleeve, in his sleeve. Next trick: Under his hat, under his hat.
Then the Titanic sank and the magician was on a small piece of wood floating around, with the parrot on his shoulder. The parrot stayed silent for three days, then he said: I resign, where did you hide the ship?Sun Dec 2, 2018 9:18 AM CST
That's a good one.Mon Dec 3, 2018 12:33 AM CST
Mon Dec 3, 2018 6:50 PM CST
Mon Dec 3, 2018 7:09 PM CST
Mon Dec 3, 2018 7:11 PM CST
That's totally my style. Though I wouldn't even bother to write "Ditto", just assumed that a thought counts :)Mon Dec 3, 2018 7:17 PM CST- Almost forgot to contribute:
- Do you drink to excess?
- Doctor, I'd drink to anything!Mon Dec 3, 2018 7:26 PM CST - When a man is 25 he plays soccer. When he's 40 he plays tennis. When he's 65, he plays golf.
The balls of men are getting smaller by the years.Tue Dec 4, 2018 8:07 AM CST - Best blog of my day it certainly had me laughingTue Dec 4, 2018 8:10 AM CST
- My seksual life is like coca cola.
It used to be delightful, then it became light, and now it's zero.Tue Dec 4, 2018 8:28 AM CST - Escape .... from the North Pole...
Tue Dec 4, 2018 9:40 AM CST - PeKaatje: When a man is 25 he plays soccer. When he's 40 he plays tennis. When he's 65, he plays golf.
The balls of men are getting smaller by the years.
Tue Dec 4, 2018 9:42 AM CST - Yesterday I visited a friend of mine, and he donated me a very expensive bottle of whisky. I was on my bicycle, and I was worried that the bottle might break, when I would fall.
So I decided to empty the bottle first before cyling, a good decision, cuz I fell about 8 times.Thu Dec 6, 2018 6:12 AM CST 
PeKaatje: Yesterday I visited a friend of mine, and he donated me a very expensive bottle of whisky. I was on my bicycle, and I was worried that the bottle might break, when I would fall.
So I decided to empty the bottle first before cyling, a good decision, cuz I fell about 8 times. Thu Dec 6, 2018 6:16 AM CST- I'm on a whisky diet, and it's really fantastic. I lost two weeks allready.Fri Dec 7, 2018 6:05 AM CST
- Where, oh where are those golden times when I got praised for sleeping so long and eating so well?Fri Dec 7, 2018 12:42 PM CST
- A man comes in the pub and asks for coca cola. The waitress answered: Is pepsi cola also okay?
The man answered: Do you accept monoply-money?Sat Dec 8, 2018 8:27 AM CST - - Honey, I have no clean undershorts...
- Take on a sock!Sat Dec 8, 2018 7:11 PM CST