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Do ya think the son is doing this for the inheritance?
And no one can describe belly buttons like Gilda Radner .... @ 1:20 into it
Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:10 PM CST
Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:40 PM CST
Why did spider man pick his nose?
To get rid of the green goblin.
Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:31 PM CST
three mice are in the pub, talking about how brave they are. The first one says: I dare to get into the fridge to get some cheese.
The second one says: I dare to get the cheese out of the mousetrap.
The third one gets his coat and says: I have to go home to feed the cat.
Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:13 AM CST
A sandwich walks into a bar.. the bartender looks up and says
Im sorry, we don’t serve food here
Fri Dec 28, 2018 7:32 PM CST
Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:30 PM CST
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:40 PM CST
Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:28 PM CST
So far, 2019 seems odd.
Just like every other year.
But maybe things will even out next year....
Wed Jan 2, 2019 10:06 PM CST
Maria asked her husband Mike: Why you're always playing golf with John, and never with Chris?
Mike answered: Well, would you play against someone who gets angry and curses when he loses, cheats with the scoring paper, picks up the ball when it's in the bunker and lays it on the grass, and throws his clubs anywhere after a bad shot?
Maria: Nof of course not.
Mike: Chris neither.
Fri Jan 4, 2019 4:24 AM CST
Another Blonde Joke
Sat Jan 5, 2019 2:11 PM CST
Tue Jan 8, 2019 7:37 PM CST
Wed Jan 9, 2019 10:39 PM CST
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool...
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:07 PM CST
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:44 PM CST
Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:34 AM CST
Well, we had a campaign of the gouvernment saying: Drinks can make more damage than you would like.
And then we said: A marriage can cause more damage than you can drink.
Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:25 PM CST
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:50 AM CST
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:34 AM CST
Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:04 AM CST
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