55, Kingston, New Jersey
I'm just a girl standing 6 feet in front of a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks. (Not my own, swiped off Hollywood Exposed )
Hey babe, do you have the coronavirus? Because that is one infectious smile! yeah swiped that one too
Maybe I've got a vaccine, maybe I don't.But, I'd like to give you a healthy injection all night long.
One look at you and I need a ventilator, because you've got me heavy breathing.
You must be a pandemic, because your curves certainly ain't flat.
I'm not one to brag, but I've got lots of Charmin back at my place.
kill me now
Has anyone told you, that you have the cutest face mask ?
I may be out of work, but you're all the stimulus I need baby.
I don't think I can trump those lines. LOL
Pssst. Know where I can score some Chloroquine ?
Hey honey, can I buy you a tonic water ?
Want some chloroquine little girl?
Did I ever show you my collection of N95's ?
Did you know, that Covid-19 is not a s*xually transmitted disease ?Would you like me to prove it to you ?
I can really sympathize with those Covid-19 patients, seeing you gives me fever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8
wow, haven't heard that one for - oh, a long time - thanks
JimNReminds me of Woody Allen's comedy movie...Sleeper...the o*gasmic ball...a good social distance practice... Pick up line : Would you like to...you get the idea...