59, Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
If I'd Shot My Ex When I First Wanted To I'd Be Out By Now! On a woman's car @ a shooting range...Does This Gun Make My Butt Look Fat? Only POSSIBLE answer - NO!!!Why?She told you. SHE HAS A GUN...FOOL!!
Wife's favorite...I am not A Bltch, I am THE Bltch.And that's Ms. Bltch to you.
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Do you suffer from dizzy spells?Neither do I. I enjoy them.
Dishonest bumper sticker -My other car is a Ferrari. Honest bumper sticker -My other car is also a POS.
When my favorite ex and I split up we both got bumper stickers without the other knowing and then laughed when we realized what they saidMine:The more I know about men the more I like my dog.His:The more I know about women the more I like my truck.We laughed and high fived
Prior to '16 U.S. Prez Election cycle...Run, Hillary - RUN! It was on the FRONT bumper
My all-time favorite:Forget the horse. Ride the cowboy.
On the grave stone : " I told you I was sick."
Bloody who's headstone was it
McleeTrying to slip In with a political comment
Fay "When my favorite ex....... "How many x's you had
You may want to delete the last one I posted above. It's a little too big for this format